Wednesday, July 21, 2010

From the Vault: Masterminds

There are certain movies that, good or bad, make their foothold in our cinematic consciousness. On the other hand certain movies, good or bad, can slip to the back of our consciousness. Each month I'll be taking a look back at a movie that since it was released has fallen through the cracks, been completely forgotten about, or just hasn't been watched in a while. This month:

I have a vague recollection of seeing a TV spot for this movie when I was at my grandparents’ house after school one day. No doubt it was marketed to my then demographic (13 year old boys) because it’s essentially a PG version of Die Hard. You know, for kids. I’ll admit I never saw this movie in theaters or on video when it was released so this doesn't technically count as a revisit, but this movie definitely falls into the “Does anyone remember that?/ Was that a movie?” category.
Masterminds was made just in time to catch the tail-end of the grunge period of the 90’s, so there is muted-colored clothing, long-haired boys, a best friend named K-Dog (a white suburban kid, naturally), and Ally McBeal suits for the hero’s working stepmother. Patrick Stewart, with a devilishly devilish moustache, stars as the villain, Bentley, who along with a crew of henchmen, takes over a school and holds the rich kids hostage so their rich parents will pay a big ransom. But the troublemaker Ozzie (Vincent Kartheiser, who grew up to be Pete Campbell in Mad Men) has hidden from the henchmen and sets about thwarting their evil plans through a series of traps and pranks that also double as great science fair ideas (...not really). In fact Ozzie’s methods of stopping the bad guys (turning on the sprinklers, turning up the boiler, rigging a Bunsen burner so that it burns the hand of the henchman chasing after him, are all far less dangerous then the traps Macaulay Culkin sets for the burglars in the Home Alone movies. Ozzie is also a hacker. Remember the 1990’s, when computer hackers could do anything just by tapping a couple keys on the computer? Even Ozzie’s father hacks into the villain’s computer system so easily he’s not even sure he’s just hacked.

There are two highlights of the movie, both involving Patrick Stewart, who seems to have had a lot of fun playing a ridiculously harmless bad guy. Moment #1 comes when the principal of the school tells Bentley (Stewart) she hopes “they fry him.” Bentley tells her, with villainous delight, “Oh, I'll be frying, Claire, under the hot tropical sun!” and does a little tropical island dance. Even the movie knows this a highlight since it replays this scene over the credits. The other great Patrick Stewart moment comes towards the end of the movie when Bentley knocks his partner in crime over the head, declares he’s been a “United” fan all along, rips off his shirt and suspenders revealing the soccer jersey he’s been wearing under his suit all day, and makes his getaway in a weaponized dune buggy. He doesn't escape though, he makes a wrong turn getting away through the sewer and ends up driving his dune buggy into a lake of sewage. Punishment enough. Ozzie saves his sister and lets the grown ups know who the real bad guys are, some business men… it’s not important.

Is this movie bad enough to be good? Not really. Would I recommend it? No, it’s not even available on DVD. But I need you to be aware that there exists a movie where Patrick Stewart holds a school hostage and does a tropical island dance. If you've got 90 minutes to kill and Masterminds comes on the HBO family channel, why not? I won’t tell.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

You may know him from...

An actor’s image is so often synonymous with his most famous roles. When you think of Harrison Ford, you see Indiana Jones or Han Solo. Clark Gable is forever Rhett Butler. But just as often, you may love an actor’s performance in a movie that no one else remembers. For example, sometimes I forget that not everyone thinks of Anthony Perkins as the cute college boy from Tall Story; they’re more likely thinking of troubled, creepy Norman Bates from Psycho. So, if I admit I have a little crush on Tony…well, some people just won’t get it. But seriously, watch Tall Story (1960), a sweet romantic comedy about a co-ed (Jane Fonda) who is determined to marry her college sweetheart (Perkins), and you’ll see that he’s capable of being completely endearing. Perkins even brought glimpses of charm to his portrayal of Norman Bates, but people usually just remember the "stabbier" aspects of that character. Psycho came out the same year as Tall Story…but we all know which one ultimately cast the longer shadow. Tall Story is not currently available on DVD, but it occasionally airs on TCM. If you are interested in the kinder, gentler Tony, you should also check out his Oscar-nominated performance as a young Quaker in Friendly Persuasion (1956); this one is available on DVD.

Sterling Hayden’s most memorable roles are tough, macho characters like The Asphalt Jungle’s (1950) career criminal Dix Handley, insane Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper in Dr. Strangelove... (1964), and crooked police captain McCluskey in The Godfather (1972). But I first saw Hayden in The Star (1952) opposite Bette Davis. Here, his character – a former actor who works in a shipyard – is still masculine and tough; however, he’s also nurturing and kind. His down-to-earth presence offers a perfect contrast to Davis’s deluded and desperate “faded star.” The Star is available on DVD as part of the Bette Davis Collection, Vol. 1, alongside Davis classics Dark Victory, The Letter, Mr. Skeffington, and Now, Voyager.

Walter Matthau played his share of slobs, hucksters, and grumps, and brilliantly so, in comedies like The Odd Couple (1968) and The Bad News Bears (1976). But I think it was while watching A New Leaf (1971) when I began to appreciate Walter Matthau as a comedian. His character is spoiled, selfish, irresponsible, arrogant, and homicidal – in short, completely reprehensible. But Matthau is so hilarious, somehow I can’t hate him. Of course, I don’t want him to hurt sweet, hapless co-star Elaine May, either. (May also wrote and directed this film, proving herself to be a triple-threat filmmaker.) Unfortunately, A New Leaf is not available on video and as far as I know it hasn’t been shown on TCM either. (But you can vote on the TCM website for it to be released on DVD!)


Now that I've mentioned three actors, I feel the need to say that this applies to actresses, too! I guess I need to write a "You may know her from" list next...