Night 10: Weird Wild Stuff Night
“Dellamorte Dellamore bids you farewell.”
Cemetery Man fits nicely into one of my favorite subgenres: weird, wild stuff. Though it is in English and stars Englishman Rupert Everett, this is actually an Italian film originally titled Dellamorte Dellamore (Of Death Of Love) directed by Michele Soavi, whose mentors included Dario Argento (Suspiria) and Lamberto Bava (Demons). Dellamorte Dellamore is based on the novel by Tiziano Sclavi, who also created the graphic novel Dylan Dog, about a paranormal investigator dealing with all kinds of supernatural horrors–the two works turn out to be curiously intertwined. This is that rare kind of movie that has to be seen to be believed; it is certainly not for everyone but it is so bizarre that you want everyone to see it.
What makes it so weird and wild? Well.. Rupert Everett plays Francesco Dellamorte, the melancholy caretaker of a provincial Italian cemetery for the village of Buffalora. His regular duties include groundskeeping, burying the dead, and shooting them in the head when they come back seven days later. This happens so often that, unphased, he shoots one while on the phone after he’s gotten out of the shower, since he lives at the cemetery. Dellamorte falls in love at first sight with a young beautiful widow, which is a big deal for him because he is impotent. She’s uninterested in him until he offers to show her the cemetery’s ossuary. They end up having sex on her husband’s grave because, she says, she never kept any secrets from him. Unfortunately her husband comes back, attacks, and kills her. This happens in the first 20 minutes and is only the beginning of Dellamorte’s troubles.
The zombies, or returners as Dellamorte calls them, range from mild (grey makeup and blank zombie expression) to monstrous (mutilated and grotesque). The most spectacular return is the teenage boy who died in a motorcycle accident and then bursts out of his grave on his motorcycle. Even with all the returners, this is by no means a zombie movie. In fact there isn’t really a central plot, but the guiding line is Dellamorte’s melancholy attitude towards the “living dead and the dying living” in all of his encounters. Eventually he meets the double of the beautiful widow (also played by Anna Falchi), but they cannot be together because she has phallophobia. So, he seeks out an operation… He also has a vision of a giant grim reaper that tells him to stop killing the dead and start killing the living. So, that’s just what he does. Also living at the cemetery with Dellamorte is his childish assistant, Ghaghi (French actor François Hadji-Lazaro) who can speak only one word, “gna.” Ghaghi develops a crush on the mayor’s teenage daughter which is problematic because of the age gap, and also she is a talking severed head. This of course leads to problems with the mayor.
Although this is based on Sclavi’s novel, not his popular Dylan Dog graphic novels, the filmmakers knew that fans thought of the two projects as so thematically linked that Dellamorte Dellamore was an unofficial Dylan Dog movie. And fans could only accept Rupert Everett as Dellamorte/Dylan Dog because Sclavi specifically based the look of Dylan Dog on Rupert Everett. So, producers offered the role to Everett hoping that 1) he would accept the role otherwise they might not even be able to make the movie and 2) that he did not know how essential he was to the very existence of the project because that might encourage him or his agent to raise his salary. Whether he knew about Dylan Dog or not, Everett took the role and even rejected a more conventional, less weird version of the script.
Dellamorte Dellamore was released in Italy in 1994 but was not released in the U.S. until 1996 where it flopped and was panned by critics. Since then however it has gone on to have a cult following. Soavi said that he wanted to make a movie that was cynical and amoral and in many ways he did. This is a dark, melancholy, and even disturbing movie at times. It is also absurd, hilarious, strange, and thoughtful. I wouldn’t be surprised by anyone who found this movie offputting, but it is so radically different from any other horror movie at the time or even now that it is worth watching.
Cemetery Man is available to stream on The Criterion Channel, Prime Video, Kanopy, Tubi, Shudder, and Plutotv.




































